Mrs. Heilmann's Internet Guide:
Keepers


This page has copies of the poems, essays, jokes, and lists that I have come across, both on the Internet and in my e-mail.  The copies on this page are the ones I have chosen to print off, share with other teacher, and keep in a   belong to you, please let me know and I will either take the item off my page or give you credit.  Each item is in PDF format.  Click below to download Adobe Reader, if you don't already have it on your computer.


A Mean Teacher

A teacher died and went to heaven . . .

Are you a true elementary school teacher?

Bill Gates' Rules for Success

Charlie Brown:  A Lesson in Persistence

Children Are: A to Z

Do Ewe Kneed a Spill Czech Her?

Do You Like These IEPs?

Everything You Need to Know About Life You Can Learn From Children's Literature 

Famous Mothers

God Created the First Teacher 

Is Your Hut Burning? - Finding the good in bad situations

Letter of Resignation (as an adult)

My Mother Taught Me

Our English Language

Proverbs by Kids

Real Mothers

Real Teachers

Rules for Writers

School Daze Before Christmas

Teachers Get Paid Too Much - Babysitting Wages

The 7 Ups of  Life

The Ten Commandments for Teachers

Thoughts on Aging

Three Proofs That Jesus Was Jewish - And a number of other identities!

Toddler's Rules of Ownership

Top Ten Reasons to Become a Teacher

'Twas the Week After Christmas - Do we all gain weight during the holidays?

Urban Legends

Wonderful New Meaning for ASAP - Always Say a Prayer

What Teachers Make - We do make a difference

Why Jesus Wept - The Beatitudes and the Apostles

You Might Be a Teacher If . . .